Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?
A: Four!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.