Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

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