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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it
A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?
A: They discovered pi!
A: They discovered pi!
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: Lambo!
A: Lambo!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!