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Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

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