Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. "Croaka Cola"

Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!