Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!
Q: what do you call a dancing sheep?

A: a baaaallarina
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

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