Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

Q: What do you say to a run away stop sign?
A: Stop, sign!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: When do antelopes celebrate their birthdays?

A: On a leap year!!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'