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Jokes for little kids
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There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: why did the cheese cross the road?
A: to get cheesed out
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: How do goldfish go into business?
A: They start small scale.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
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