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Jokes for little kids
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A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!!
A. Because 7 8 9!!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"