Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
Q. Where did the sheep go for a haircut?

A. To the baaah ber!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: What dogs keep the best time?

A: a watch dog

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