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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.
Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

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