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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

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