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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!
Q: How does the sea say hello?

A: It doesn't, it just waves

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