Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What is Dracula's favorite pet?

A: a blood hound
Q: What is a ghost monkey's favorite food?
A: Boonanas!
Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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