Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!

Q: how do you close an envelope under water?
A: with a seal!

Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?

A: Because all of his uncles were ants!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why was the fish blushing?
A: He saw the ships bottom