Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?

A: a cockapoodledoo!

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