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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

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Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q. What do you do when your nose is on strike?

A. Picket.
Q. Why did the chicken go down the road?
A. It was in the back of a car.

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