Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?

A: Thunderwear!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What color is a Ghost?
A: Boo!
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!

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