Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me