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Jokes for little kids

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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE
Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!

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