Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moooovies

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q. Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf match

A. In case he got a hole in one!!!

Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?

A: Too many cheetahs!