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Jokes for little kids
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Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
A: The president
Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?
A: As fur as you can get!
A: As fur as you can get!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
A: His horse's name was Friday!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?
A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
A: so he could hide in the cherry tree