Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.

Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!

Q: how do you organise a space party?

A: you planet

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.