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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: what color is a hiccup?
A: burple.
A: burple.
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)