Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?

A: Hisssssstory

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'