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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: How do eels taste?

A: Shocking!
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

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