Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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