knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?

Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?

A: Im all right now!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?

A: He was afraid of the bark.

Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it