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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?
A: Im all right now!
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Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!
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Q: How do goldfish go into business?
A: They start small scale.
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Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
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