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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
A: You take the s off.
Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!
A: a poodle!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
A: Womb-mates