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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?

A: They're both not refrigerators.
Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.

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