Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!

knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese