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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What insect lives in Antarctica?

A: An ant
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Because he was nutty!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!

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