Funny jokes for little kids

Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!

Q: What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tutor

Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.

You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"

Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!

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