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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
A: Because they have two left feet.
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
A: With a witch watch.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash.
A. He wanted cold hard cash.