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Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?
A: Is that you mommy?