Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr

Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!