Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?
A: Too many cheetahs!
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!
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