Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table

Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?

A: They're both not refrigerators.

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'