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Jokes for little kids
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Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q. What has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
A: It's tail.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!
Who's there?
Pika
Pika-Who?
PikaChu!
Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.