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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take away their chairs.
A: Take away their chairs.
A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"