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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems!
A: It had too many problems!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: ...footprints in the butter
A: ...footprints in the butter
Q: Were you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now
A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!