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Jokes for little kids
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Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?
A: Four!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
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