Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What kind of building has the most stories?

A: The library!

Q: What color is a Ghost?
A: Boo!
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!

Q. Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf match

A. In case he got a hole in one!!!

Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.

knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!

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