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Jokes for little kids

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Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!
Q: When does “B” come after “U”?

A: When you take some of his honey
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.

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