Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!