Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!

Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?

A: Im all right now!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."