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A pregnancy and parenting comic.

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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans
Q. Why did the chicken go down the road?
A. It was in the back of a car.

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