Funny jokes for little kids

Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: What do u get when you cross a cow and a goat?

A: A coat!

knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?

A: Because its horns don't work!

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