Funny jokes for little kids
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What do u get when you cross a cow and a goat?
A: A coat!
knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?
A: Because its horns don't work!