Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!!