Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.

Q: How does a witch tell time?

A: With a witch watch.

Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Q: Why did the snail cross the road?

A: I'll tell you when he gets there.

Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it

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