Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?

A: Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q. why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

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