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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?
A: Rudolf
A: Rudolf