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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!

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