Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf

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