Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: When does the letter Z come before the letter A?
A: In the word "ZebrA"!

Q: What do you with a sick wasp?

A: Bring it to waspital!

Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam