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Jokes for little kids

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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.

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