Funny jokes for little kids
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?
A: Finding half a grub.
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take away their chairs.