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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
A: Between us, we have brains.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: where do polar bears put their money?
A: in snow banks
A: in snow banks
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
A: An Umbrella.
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!