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Jokes for little kids
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What do you all a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer
A: a bulldozer