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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

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