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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!
Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.

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