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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite
Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!

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