Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: where do fish save their money?
A: In the river bank!
Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage
Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!

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