Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the snail cross the road?

A: I'll tell you when he gets there.

Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.

Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot