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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
The BP station.
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
A: Between us, we have brains.