Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.

Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!