Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!
Q: What do you with a sick wasp?

A: Bring it to waspital!

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