Giraffian kid's stuff
A pregnancy and parenting comic.
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo-York
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Who won the game of chess, the cheetah or the jaguar?
A: The cheetah. He cheated!
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
A: Because they have two left feet.
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
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