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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
A: Because it was dead.
Q: How do goldfish go into business?
A: They start small scale.
A: They start small scale.
Q: why did the onion cry?
A: Because it cut itself
A: Because it cut itself
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!