Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

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