Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

Q: What kind of building has the most stories?

A: The library!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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