Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.
knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven't either but the trailer looks really good!!!
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!

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