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Jokes for little kids
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Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
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Q: Why did the balloon burst?
A: Because it saw the lollypop.
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Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage
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Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
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Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
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