Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.

Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!