Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

Q: When does 6 come after 7?

A: In a countdown!