Funny jokes for little kids

You're pretty!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
... funny looking

Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Q: What kind of building has the most stories?

A: The library!

Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!

You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"