Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!!

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?

A: A snailer!

Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave

Q: What is a room that does not have walls?

A: A mushroom.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".