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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
Q: What does jam say when it accidentally tells a secret?
A: Jammit!
A: Jammit!
Q: What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tutor
A: A private tutor
Q: how do you organise a space party?
A: you planet
A: you planet