Jokes for little kids

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knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!
Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Q: What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tutor
Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.
You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What do u get when you cross a cow and a goat?

A: A coat!
knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?

A: Because its horns don't work!
Q: What kind of building has the most stories?

A: The library!
Q: What color is a Ghost?
A: Boo!
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!
Q. Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf match

A. In case he got a hole in one!!!
Q: Why did the computer need glasses?
A: To fix his web sight.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.