Funny things kids say

Long story short my son was about 3 and found out that his best pall Breanna was a girl and girls dont have a penis. That was the reason she sat to go pee-pee. We were out fishing at a lake. Well he was so hurt and I explained that ALL women dont have a penis instead we have what we have. Well he thought on it a minute and asked the above.
"Well can we just go and buy her a penis mom?"

My 5-year-old brother and sister like to play in the water in the bathroom sink. I knew he was doing it when he ran out of the bathroom and ran to moms room. So I said"if there I water in there you better clean it up" he said "there's not!" So I go in there and sure enough there's water everywhere. He told mom that I had water blindness and could only see things as water and that's why I saw water.

I was giving my 5 year old daughter a shower one night and she asks me " when I get older, will I have big boobies like daddy?" My husband didn't think it was funny but I thought it was hilarious.

In the, my little sister was saying out loud, "Jesus help the cold be warm again!" It was very cute.

My 6 yo told me the other day that she wanted me to put a baby in my belly. I told her that she would not be the baby of the family anymore, the baby would eat her Polly Pockets, would cry all night, would be stinky, etc.. anything to get that thought out of her head! She said "that's ok Mom, I'll just sell the baby if it gets into my stuff" I told her she would go to jail and she said "Oh, I'll let you and Dad do it for me!"

Living in the country we knew that one day raising cattle would become a part of our lives. Our daughter as many other kids begged us time and time again for a lil calf. Her daddy sat her down and explained that we were not rich folks and that if we were to buy a calf one day it would have to be taken to market. She sat there with such a lil sad face, when all of a sudden she jumps off his lap and declares she wanted a pony then since we wouldn't be able to eat that one.

What's the difference between a fish finger and an ice cream ?", my 4 year old daughter asked recently. "I don't know", I answered.
"Then you're not very intelligent are you", she replied.

"I must buy some budgie seed" I said whilst out shopping. "Oooh !" said my 3 year old son. "If you plant them, will budgies grow ?"

Last night we were in the van, and I handed Declan a plate of food and a fork to eat on the way. He asked me "What is this?" and I said "it's lasagna" but then he held up the fork and said "No, what is this?"
"a fork"
"No, what's its real name?"
"fork"
"but what's it's real name?"
"it's really called a fork!"
"No, I don't mean that! What's its REAL name?!?"
Mairead breaks in from the wayback seat and says "Bob"
Declan: "oh, Bob? cool."

My son was at a friend's wedding. When they were getting ready to toast the bride and groom, he shouted "I don't want toast, I want my cooked dinner!"

My daughter then aged 10 decided to go vegetarian. Lunchtime at school the dinnerlady tried to put some meat on her plate, to which she replied, "no thank you im a virgin".

While shopping with my 3 yr old daughter she said, "what's that you are looking at mummy?" I told her it was sea food, she replied, "oh, stuff that dolphins eat"