Sneeze
My son told me he needed some medicine because he "bless you'd" at school today.
Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random funny quotes!
I'm driving
We went out to a friends birthday dinner Sunday evening. While we're driving, my son spots an overpass and decides he wants to "go that way, go under the bridge." I say we can't because I have to drive the other way. He says "I want to drive the car Mommy!"
Hiccups
My daughter just walked up to me and said, "My hiccups are gone. See?" And then opened her mouth really wide.
Imagination
My daughter once told me she had a magic station. It took a while to figure out that she meant imagination.
Choosing the sex
When i told my 4 year old the new baby was gonna be a boy, he said, "no, I have a baby and mine's a boy, yours is a girl!!"
We'll be right back
My little sister (age 4) told my son (age 2) who was crying that "Gramma will be right back after these messages" ...that's when we decided to cut down on TV time!
Girl or boy?
Today a little girl asked what my name was, to which I replied "Miss ______".
She then turned to discuss this with her friend before turning back to me and asking "Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Belly button
We're still in the belly button phase here. Just yesterday he pulled up his shirt and stuck a finger in it, then declared
"Don't push bellybutton, I get hiccups!"
When I laughed and asked him about it, he said "Push belly button, I get hiccups, and go poop!"
Kitten please
The funniest thing that my nephew said was he wanted a baby girl kitten because my sister told him he was gonna have a baby sister or brother.
Freckles
My son calls freckles "sprinkles." "Mommy, I have a sprinkle right here!"