Rollercoaster flight
Tuesday night we flew home from our vacation to California. The flight was horrid, turbulence the entire way into Denver thanks to a snow storm.
My son, sitting nice and comfy in his carseat said "Mommy! It's a rollercoaster!"
Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random funny quotes!
Tautology
I told my daughter I was having another baby.. She said I hope we have a boy or a girl.
Its raining pee
When trying to talk to my 2 year old about using the toliet. I ask her if she "needs to pee pee on the toliet". Recently when it rains, she'll say "Pee pee toliet outside". it took me a few days of rain to realize that was her way of saying it was raining.
E-male
The other day my son comes up to me while I'm on the computer and says, "Mom, are you checking your e-man?"
Calories
A fellow at work told me his granddaughter took him a cake for his birthday and when he said OH NO look at all the calories, she went and asked her mom if she had added calories, and she returned back to her grandpa and said Don't worry poppa, the recipe didn't call for any calories
Big words
My nephew is 7 years old and he just cracks me up with the terminology this kid has. I was in the car with him and he was playing his DS in the car. There was a little silver suitcase next to him on the seat and I asked him if that was the case for his games and he says, "Not necessarily"
Then later on, he was telling me about this camera that his dad got him and how he likes to take pictures of "inanimate objects" and that he took a picture of the toilet after he peed in it.
Close resemblance
There is a lady that apparently I look like. People think that I am her all the time. I don't see it. I don't think so. I asked my daughter once if I looked like this other lady. My daughter said, "Oh no...she's much prettier."
thanks. glad I asked...
Stag
My Mum always tells the story of my brother, when very young he saw the picture of a stag and he said 'look mummy it's a cow with trees on!'
Not Britney
The other night I was at my computer and he was watching some show on tv. I have a headset so that when I am listening to music I don't disturbed my husband or son when they are watching tv. My son came over to me and said "Mom, who sings that song?" I looked at him and said "what" and he repeated the question. I guess I had been singing along and didn't realize it. So I said "Britney Spears" well without missing a beat and with a totally serious look he says and I quote "You should leave it that way"
Vinyl
One day I was babysiting my grandniece she was four at the time. She saw my old LPs(records) and she picked one up and said "look at the big CD!". I guess she had never seen a LP before.