Took my 8 year old kid to a seminar. The speaker mentioned CAT scan. MY son jumped up and yelled "Computer Aided Topography by God!"
Funny things kids say
Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.
You can also add your own sayings, or view 5 random funny quotes!
My son said to my mother, "if you're grandma, and your mom is great grandma, then her mom must have been fantastic."
Play fighting with my 4-year-old nephew. I fake death. He puts his foot on my chest and says solemnly, "This is a great day for my people."
I used to wait tables. Once a mother complained of heartburn, and her son just nodded sagely and said, "It must be the belly dragons."
Parent: want to go tee tee?
parent: want to go poo pee?
parent: want to go pookah? ( or whatever you word is for flatulence)
The child always erupts in laughter. Worked great for my 3.5 YO. She thought and then laughed at the joke about 10 times in a row until I decided to stop and make her and her sister ( who also laughed heartily ) leave the play palace with me at Burger King. My guess is that she evaluated solids, liquids, and gases, knowing that making gas did not require a trip to the potty.
me: you drive me crazy
master 3: I'm not driving you! I'M NOT DRIVING YOU! You are not a car, and you don't have a steering wheel on your tummy. I'm not driving you, you are not a car, you are mummy.
..can't debate his powers of reasoning, can we?
Last night I asked my 3yr old for the iPad to look at my pancake recipe, she replied "don't you know that my daddy is very clever and doesn't need the computer to make pancakes!" My husband uses a pancake bottle to make them! I was cooking them from scratch!
Master 4: It's the moon! It's like an egg!
When someone says something I most commonly say "in a mollusc situation"
Miss 5: I want a pickle
Me: But we're about to have sausages for dinner
Miss 5: But a pickle is like a sausage
Sausage shaped maybe, but a lot greener and tastes very different :)