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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Whats a sheep's favourite game?
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage
A: You put them in your rib cage