Funny things kids say

Some people give their children terrible names. Here is a small collection of some of them.

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Zero. Sounds cool, right? Sounds like an action hero, right?

But what happens if you look at it like a score out of ten? Not so good now, is it?
Peter Fan. I guess Mr. and Mrs. Fan are big fans of Disney.
Then there was the couple who named their three sons Million, Trillion and Zillion.
Lucy. A perfectly lovely and normal name, but Mr and Mrs Farr didn't think through how the full name sounded...
Jermaine Jackson's son Jermajesty has quite the name. Somehow managing to combine "her majesty" with his own name, and inflicting the poor child with both his parent's own delusions of royalty.

Impressive in a sad kind of way.
Even before the epic filmed in New Zealand I taught a kid called Frodo - he also had an older brother, called Gandalf.
Brock. Only bad if your last name is lee.

(Broccoli) a vegetable
Sage Moonblood. Sylvester Stallone probably just thought this name was cute for his son. Or maybe he knows something we don't? That name is so a Vampire name.
Frank Zappa has interesting taste in baby names. His children are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet and Diva Muffin. Now remember their surnames are all 'Zappa'. I think we can blame some kind of drugs for these baby names.
Jamie and Jools Oliver have named their daughters straight out of what appears to be a new line of My Little Ponies, or perhaps characters on a preschooler's TV show. Their daughters are Blossom Rainbow, Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
Sparrow James Midnight. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden apparently like Captain Jack Sparrow (the lead character in the Pirates of the Carribean movies) and night time. I hope his friends call him James.