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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moooovies

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