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Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing
Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!

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