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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the longest word in the word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
Q. why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.