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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: How does the sea say hello?
A: It doesn't, it just waves
A: It doesn't, it just waves
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?
A: A selfish shellfish.
A: A selfish shellfish.
Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
A: A cheetah.