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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a chicken?
A: a cockapoodledoo!
A: a cockapoodledoo!
Q: How do you catch wild ribs in your body?
A: You put them in your rib cage
A: You put them in your rib cage
Q: How does the sea say hello?
A: It doesn't, it just waves
A: It doesn't, it just waves