Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

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