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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

A: Because of its bark.
Q. where do skeletons live?

A. in the dead sea
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!

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