Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch

Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

A: Is that you mommy?

Q: what color is a hiccup?

A: burple.

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'