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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: why did the computer get cold?
A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
Q: have you heard the roof joke?
A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.
A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.
Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?
A: A selfish shellfish.
A: A selfish shellfish.
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.
A: Giraffe snot.
A: Giraffe snot.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.