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Jokes for little kids
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Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: ...footprints in the butter
A: ...footprints in the butter
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
A: His horse's name was Friday!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!