Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: where do polar bears put their money?

A: in snow banks
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!
Q: What kind of witch lives in the desert?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

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