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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.
Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

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