Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How do eels taste?

A: Shocking!

Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.

Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?

A: Too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.

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