Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: Whats a sheep's favourite game?
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?
A: As fur as you can get!
Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?
A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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