Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tutor
Q: Why was the fish blushing?
A: He saw the ships bottom
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?

A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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