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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?

A: It needed filling
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi

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