Funny jokes for little kids
Q: How do eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?
A: A pain in the neck.
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?
A: Too many cheetahs!
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?
A: Because it was drunk in a public place.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.