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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!
Q: How did the bird learn to fly?
A: He just winged it!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.

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