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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!
Q: what is the biggest ant in the world?
A: a gi-ant
A: a gi-ant
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A wooly jumper!
A: A wooly jumper!
Q: Where do Hamsters live?
A: In Hamsterdam
A: In Hamsterdam
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"