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Jokes for little kids
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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: It beats walking!
A: It beats walking!
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?
A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
A: open the door, put it in and close the door.