Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef

Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?

A: The bear

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.