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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?
A: Oh, he is all right.
A: Oh, he is all right.
Q: What did the telephone give to its girlfriend?
A: a ring!
A: a ring!