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Jokes for little kids
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Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?
Q: Ariel
Q: Ariel
Q: Whats a sheep's favourite game?
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
Q: what key opens a banana?
A: a monkey.
A: a monkey.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash