Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!
Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.