Giraffian kid's stuff
A pregnancy and parenting comic.
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?
A. Because they were all stuck together.
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
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