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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: Lambo!
A: Lambo!
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?
A: As fur as you can get!
A: As fur as you can get!
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
A: The president