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Jokes for little kids
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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!
A: Noah's Shark!
Q: When does “B” come after “U”?
A: When you take some of his honey
A: When you take some of his honey
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me