One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?

A: A penguin rolling down a hill.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
Who knows

Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie

A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr