Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A big, red rock eater!
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?

A: The police catch him red handed!

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