Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.

Q: What is white, turns brown and jumps?

A: Toast

Q: When does “B” come after “U”?

A: When you take some of his honey

Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?

A: They're both not refrigerators.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".