Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!

Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?

A: a life saver!

Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

Q: What is the ghost's favourite key?

A: the spooky