Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?

A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!

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