Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!

Q: what is a tree's favorite drink?
A: root beer!

Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs

Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!