Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?
A: to the "stake" house
knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!
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