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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What has four legs but never runs?

A: A chair
Q: have you heard the roof joke?

A: Nevermind, it'll go over your head.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!

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