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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: When does 6 come after 7?

A: In a countdown!
Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

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