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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

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