Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.

Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!

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