Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?
A: Finding half a grub.
Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!