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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: What has four legs but never runs?

A: A chair
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
Q: What did the telephone give to its girlfriend?
A: a ring!

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