Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: How does the teacher read schoolwork?
A: With her pupils.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Cause he wants his quarter back!
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