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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?
A: Block his nose.
A: Block his nose.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: It beats walking!
A: It beats walking!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
A. ground beef
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q. why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side