Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks

Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!

Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!