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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the frog say when he had finished his book?
A: Read it!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

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