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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?
A: At the supermarket!
A: At the supermarket!
Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow
A: His shadow
Q: What do you get when you cross a book with an egg??
A: A yolk book!!
A: A yolk book!!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!