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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday!

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

Q: How does a witch tell time?

A: With a witch watch.