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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What has a bottom at its top?

A: A leg.
Q: How did the frog cross the road?

A: He tied himself to the chicken.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans

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