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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?
A: Four!
A: Four!
Q: where do fish save their money?
A: In the river bank!
A: In the river bank!
Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow.
A: A rainbow.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
A: With a witch watch.