Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: How did the bird learn to fly?
A: He just winged it!
Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.

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