Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

Q: What did the snowman say to the carrot?

A: Get out of my face

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to get upset, it's just me

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.