Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!

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