Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

A: Is that you mommy?
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

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