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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
A: Nice belt!
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
Q: What is the ghost's favourite key?
A: the spooky
A: the spooky
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: what do you call a dog in your toilet?
A: a poodle!
A: a poodle!