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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
A: a bed
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke
A. You're too young to smoke
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
A. Nice belt!