Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
Q: What is a cow's favorite place?

A: The mooooooooovies
Q: Where do you go when there is a robber chasing you?
A: Safeway!!!

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