Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!

Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!

Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.