Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?

A: It needed filling

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?

Q: Ariel

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A: A wooly jumper!

Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!