Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

Q. where do skeletons live?

A. in the dead sea

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.