Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?

A: He was afraid of the bark.

Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper

Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'