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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud
Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house

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