Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling!

Q: Why did the balloon burst?

A: Because it saw the lollypop.