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Jokes for little kids
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Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!!
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.
A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take away their chairs.
A: Take away their chairs.