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Jokes for little kids

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Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet
Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!

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