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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!
Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

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