Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house

Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.