Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.

knock knock!
whos there?
who
who who?
I didn't know you speak owl!