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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?

A: I weave you.
Q: How do you make seven even?

A: You take out the s

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