A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"

Q. What has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?

A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

knock, knock
who's there?
yodel lay hee
yodel lay hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Q. Why did the dog cross the road????

A. To chase the cat on the other side!!!