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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!
A: Too much competition!
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.