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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?
A: a christmas quacker
A: a christmas quacker
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!
A: boo berries!
Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: He was afraid of the bark.
A: He was afraid of the bark.
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!