Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?
A: Moooove over!
Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?
A: a life saver!
Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?
A: He was caught bread handed!
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"