Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: What do you with a sick wasp?

A: Bring it to waspital!

BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: When do antelopes celebrate their birthdays?

A: On a leap year!!