Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.
Q. Where did the sheep go for a haircut?

A. To the baaah ber!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!

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