Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch

Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation