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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"

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