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Jokes for little kids

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Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.
Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?

A: Moo-York

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