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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

A: she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree

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