Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: Because nobody else will do it for them.

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