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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Who went into the bear’s cave and came out alive?
A: The bear
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Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?
A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
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One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
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