Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!

Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A big, red rock eater!

Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.