Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: Why did the butter close its eyes in the refrigerator?

A: It did not want to see the salad dressing.

Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'