Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
You know you are fat when you get on the scales it says "one a time please!"
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: a meowntain
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

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