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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?
A: Block his nose.
A: Block his nose.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash
Q: Squash
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge.
A: A sponge.