Q: What kind of driver has no license?

A: Screwdriver!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'