Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?
A: Im all right now!
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"