Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why are anteaters and aardvarks so healthy?

A: they are full of anty-bodies!
Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!

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