Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

A: Drumsticks for everyone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here

Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?

A: Because its horns don't work!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.