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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?
A: Is that you mommy?
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A wooly jumper!
A: A wooly jumper!