Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.

Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.

Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

Q: What did the man who lost his left side say?

A: Im all right now!

Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

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