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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?

A: To impress the chicks.
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer

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