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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: What is green and sings ?
A: Elvis parsley
Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me in a hour? (yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (yes)
Knock knock? (whos there)
Heyyyyy ... I thought you said you will remember me!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!

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