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Jokes for little kids
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Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?
A: to the "stake" house
A: to the "stake" house
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge.
A: A sponge.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
A: Because 7 ate 9!