Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

Q: What did the snowman say to the carrot?

A: Get out of my face

Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!

Q: What kind of witch lives in the desert?
A: A sandwich!