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Jokes for little kids
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Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash
Q: Squash
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!