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Jokes for little kids
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Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. ground beef
A. ground beef
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer!
A: A snailer!
Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?
A: At the supermarket!
A: At the supermarket!
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"