Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: Polygon!
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?

A: a christmas quacker
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

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