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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?

A: Tooth Hurty (2:30)
Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

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