Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?

A: A selfish shellfish.

BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.

Q. What has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?

A. 8 pirates all gathered in a line