Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.

Q: What's a horses favorite drink?

A: Lemon-neighed!

Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.