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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark infested custard.
Q: What is the difference between a bird and fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

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