Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR

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