Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle

Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.