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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Where was tennis invented?
A: In Tennessee!!
A: In Tennessee!!
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
A: Between us, we have brains.
Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
A: The police catch him red handed!
A: The police catch him red handed!