Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. ground beef
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: what is a tree's favorite drink?
A: root beer!
Q: what day do potatos hate the most?

A: fry-day!

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