Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

A: Drumsticks for everyone!

Knock knock
Who's there
Iran
Iran who?
Iran 25 laps around the track and boy am I tired!

Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.

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