Q: What is a ghost monkey's favorite food?
A: Boonanas!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?

A: I weave you.

Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!