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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?

A: The president
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!

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