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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What’s black & white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra!
Q: Why did Spiderman climb the wall?
A: Because he ate too much sugar.
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!

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