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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: what is invisible and smells like bananas?
A: a monkey fart
A: a monkey fart
Q: What did the telephone give to its girlfriend?
A: a ring!
A: a ring!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks
A: Swimming trunks
Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
A: 100s and 1000s