Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?

A: On a telebone!

Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!