Funny jokes for little kids
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?
A: Block his nose.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?
A: A pain in the neck.