Q: why did the cheese cross the road?

A: to get cheesed out

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

knock knock
who's there?
marry
marry who?
will you marry me!

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"

Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.