Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
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Jokes for little kids
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Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?
A: Noah's Shark!
Q: why did the computer get cold?
A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
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