Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Ha ha I made you say yahoo!

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.

Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?

A: a life saver!

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!