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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew
A: A flew
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: spookghetti
A: spookghetti
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!