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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is a crocodile's favorite game?
A: Snap snap
A: Snap snap
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.