Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!
Q: How does a witch tell time?

A: With a witch watch.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?

A: A rainbow.

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