Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?

A: Color-ado.
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!

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