Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!

Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.