Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt

Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table

Q: What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
A: The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer

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