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Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
A: More then the lion
A: More then the lion
Q: What is a pirates favorite rating on a movie
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr
A: Rated aaaaarrrrrrr