Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q: What is pink and fluffy?

A: Pink fluff

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'