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Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is the longest word in the word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
Q. What do frogs drink?
A. "Croaka Cola"
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

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