Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.