Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!
Q. What do you do when your nose is on strike?

A. Picket.
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

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