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Parenting comic

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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.
Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A big, red rock eater!

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