Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What do you call a fly when it retires?
A: A flew

Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes

Q: What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Hippoptamouse

Q: What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
A: More then the lion

Q: What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
A: His shadow

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