Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: your age.
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"
knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!

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