Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?
A: Thunder pants!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge.