Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus.

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