Funny jokes for little kids
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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?
A: Thunder pants!