Funny jokes for little kids

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?

A: A rainbow.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!