Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!

Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!

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