Funny jokes for little kids
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!