Funny jokes for little kids
Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.
Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot
Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here