Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What's a horses favorite drink?

A: Lemon-neighed!

knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who?

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.