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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: what kind of animal is a ghost's favorite?

A: A cariBOO!
Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt

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