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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!