Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!
Q: What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
A: More then the lion
Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE

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