Funny jokes for little kids

Q: how do you close an envelope under water?
A: with a seal!

Q: where do fish save their money?
A: In the river bank!

knock knock
who is there?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say orange?

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.

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