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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!
Q: if you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?

A: a life saver!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?

A: Because its horns don't work!

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