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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?
A: Block his nose.
A: Block his nose.
Q: When does the letter Z come before the letter A?
A: In the word "ZebrA"!
A: In the word "ZebrA"!
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado.
A: Color-ado.