Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?

A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?

A: One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast.

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