Funny jokes for little kids

Q. Why did fruit punch and cereal box?

A. Because they were having a food fight.

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!