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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?

A: Thunderwear!
Q: What has a bottom at its top?

A: A leg.
Teacher: what is an island?
Student: a piece of land surrounded by water on all sides except one.
Teacher: which side has no water???
Student: on the top!!!

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