Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?

A: A rainbow.

Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.

Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?

A: Four!