Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.

Q: What city do eggs live in?

A: New Yolk City

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR

Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?

A: The police catch him red handed!