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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud

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