Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What insect lives in Antarctica?

A: An ant

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!

Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.