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Jokes for little kids
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
A: Womb-mates
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.
A: You take the s off.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"