Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Knock knock.
who's there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
hey I didn't know you can yodel!
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

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