Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.

Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave

Q: where do polar bears put their money?

A: in snow banks

knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!

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