Funny jokes for little kids

Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven't either but the trailer looks really good!!!

Q:What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!

Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies

Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: You take the s off.

Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)

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