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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: what do you call a dancing sheep?

A: a baaaallarina
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q. Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf match

A. In case he got a hole in one!!!
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

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