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Jokes for little kids
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Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!