Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A: A wooly jumper!

Q: What do you call an oyster that won't share?

A: A selfish shellfish.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: Lambo!