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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?
A: Because its horns don't work!
A: Because its horns don't work!
Q. why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: Because he was nutty!
A: Because he was nutty!
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
A: A carrot!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"