Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is the longest word in the word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!

Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!