Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: What do you say to a run away stop sign?
A: Stop, sign!