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Jokes for little kids
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Q: how do you close an envelope under water?
A: with a seal!
A: with a seal!
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?
A: Too many cheetahs!
A: Too many cheetahs!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"