Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q. Why did everybody cross the road at once?

A. Because they were all stuck together.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.

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