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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing
A. It saw the salad dressing
Q: What do you get when you cross a book with an egg??
A: A yolk book!!
A: A yolk book!!
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the desert?
A: Too many cheetahs!
A: Too many cheetahs!
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".