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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite!
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?

A: By taking the psycho path!
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!

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