Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: in case he got a hole in one!!

Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?

A: Because its horns don't work!

Q: What do you call a lineup of dolls?

A: A barbeque!

Q: What is the pirates favourite letter?

A: arrrrrrr!

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.