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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: What is green and hangs from trees.
A: Giraffe snot.
A: Giraffe snot.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!