Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now

Q: what day do potatos hate the most?

A: fry-day!

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