Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

A: Drumsticks for everyone!

Q:What do you call a bear without ears

A: a b

knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!