Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: what key opens a banana?

A: a monkey.

Q. Use depart, decide, and deface in a sentence.

A. Depart of your hair should never hang over decide of the deface.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!

Q: why are anteaters and aardvarks so healthy?

A: they are full of anty-bodies!