Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: what has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck!
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What does a cloud wear under her dress?

A: Thunder pants!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.

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