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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the balloon burst?

A: Because it saw the lollypop.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: What do you call a lineup of dolls?

A: A barbeque!

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