Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya who?
Ha ha I made you say yahoo!

Q: How much fur can you get from a werewolf?

A: As fur as you can get!

Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!