Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it

Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.

TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
don't get too excited it's just me!