Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q: why is the ocean so friendly?
A: Because it gives out BIG waves!

Q: How many worms does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Cause they don't have hands!

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

A: Because he needed a third quarter.