Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I didn't know you had a cold!

Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut

Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Would you lettuce in it's freezing out here