Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.
Q: how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator ?

A: open the door, put it in and close the door.
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Q. why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because it wanted to get to the UDDER side

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