Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q. why do fish swim in salt water?

A. because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

A: Drumsticks for everyone!

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