Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?

A: Quackers!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well armed!

knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.