Funny jokes for little kids
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Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?
A: Quackers!
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
A: A Pork Chop
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well armed!
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.