Giraffian kid's stuff
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Jokes for little kids
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Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?
A: Oh, he is all right.
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