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Jokes for little kids
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Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What do you say to a gorilla if it has bananas in its ears?
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
A: Anything you like because it can't hear you!
Q: why did the cheese cross the road?
A: to get cheesed out
A: to get cheesed out
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.