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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q. why do fish swim in salt water?
A. because pepper makes them sneeze.
A. because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
A: a bed
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?
A: Drumsticks for everyone!
A: Drumsticks for everyone!