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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?
A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE
A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE
Q: What did the dog say to the tree?
A: BARK BARK
A: BARK BARK
Q: What did one basket say to the other basket?
A: I weave you.
A: I weave you.
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!