Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What is the longest word in the word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between two S's
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing

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