Funny jokes for little kids
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.
Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.
Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!
Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Q: Why did the man burn his ear?
A: He answered the iron!
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: to hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
A: then it works!
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well armed!