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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the computer get cold?

A: because it forgot to shut its windows!
Q: Why do kangaroo mothers dread bad weather?

A: Because their joeys have to play inside
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.

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