Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle

Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut

Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!

Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?

A: Quackers!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop