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Jokes for little kids

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Q: what color is a hiccup?

A: burple.
Q: Where do Hamsters live?

A: In Hamsterdam
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: blue cheese!

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