Q: What does jam say when it accidentally tells a secret?

A: Jammit!

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper

Q: What kind of bow can't you tie?

A: A rainbow

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.