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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: what key opens a banana?
A: a monkey.
A: a monkey.
Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi
A: The Mississippi
Q: when does the alphabet have only 24 letters?
A: when U and I aren't there!
A: when U and I aren't there!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: Because he was nutty!
A: Because he was nutty!