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Q: What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.