Funny jokes for little kids

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Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut

Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

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