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Jokes for little kids
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Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: What do you get from nervous cows?
A: Milk shakes
A: Milk shakes
Q: which Disney character would get the best reception?
Q: Ariel
Q: Ariel
Q: What do you all a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer
A: a bulldozer
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"