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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?

A: Because they have two left feet.
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself

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