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Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a drink and a mop."

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