Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

A: Because his parents were in a jam.

Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: Where was tennis invented?

A: In Tennessee!!