Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in it's cold out here.
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt dalmation

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