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Jokes for little kids
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Q: why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
A: she was trying to make up her mind.
A: she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: What has four legs & sees just as well from all four sides?
A: Horse with his eyes shut
A: Horse with his eyes shut
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt dalmation
A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
A: ground beef
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.