Q: where did Dracula go on his birthday?

A: to the "stake" house

Q: What dogs keep the best time?

A: a watch dog

Q: why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: because he was looking for Pooh!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!