Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: How do eels taste?

A: Shocking!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub.
Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven't either but the trailer looks really good!!!

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