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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
A: It was learning a new language.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!