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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A: A buccaneer
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!

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