Q: how do you organise a space party?

A: you planet

Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.

Q: what do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?

A: spookghetti

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: what do you put in a box to make it lighter?

A: holes.