Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!

Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!

Q: What do you give a dog for a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.