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Jokes for little kids
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Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q: why do witches fly on brooms?
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Were you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now
A: No, I was the same size I am now