Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What is green and hangs from trees.

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What do you do with a green monster?

A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!

Q. Why did the chicken go down the road?
A. It was in the back of a car.

Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.