Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Did you hear about the burglar who broke into a bakery?

A: He was caught bread handed!
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?

A: Someone laughing their head off.

Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?

A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Q: Squash
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Person A: "Did you take a bath?"
Person B: "Why, is one missing?"

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