Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games preview

Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!
Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it was not peeling well!

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