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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the cow go to the fair?

A: Because they were playing his favourite MOOOOVIE
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!
Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

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