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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: because it wanted to get to the bottom!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does?
A: Baby elephants
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.

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