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Jokes for little kids

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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
A child asked the mother why is your hair is becoming grey?
The mother said, "because you get low marks in exams."
So the child said innocently "ok mom thats why grandma's hair is also grey"
Q. What do frogs drink?
A. "Croaka Cola"
Student- Teacher, would you get upset at me if I told you something I did not do?
Tescher- No, why do you ask?
Student- Because I did not do my homework!!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

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