Funny jokes for little kids

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.

Q: What animal always breaks the law?
A: A cheetah.

Q: Why don't cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot

Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!