Q: How does the sea say hello?

A: It doesn't, it just waves

Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.

Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef

Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: a fsh