Q: Why did the police go after the baseball kid?
A: Because he stole a base.

Q: What does Santa put on his toast?

A: Jingle jam

Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf

Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.