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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What did the ceiling say to the wall?
A: Meet you in the corner!
A: Meet you in the corner!
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Thanks!
... pretty ugly
You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: PORK-CHOP!
A: PORK-CHOP!
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.