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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!
Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles; because it has a mile in between two S's.
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.

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