Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.

Q: Why were the Grecian scientists so large?

A: They discovered pi!

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.