Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books for small children.

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!

Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!

Q) What goes up and down but never moves?
A) Stairs

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does?
A: Baby elephants

(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!