Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?

A: It let out a little wine.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite pet?

A: a blood hound
Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?

A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!

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