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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: If athletes get athletes foot what do rocket scientists get?

A: Missile toe!!!!!!!!
Q: When do antelopes celebrate their birthdays?

A: On a leap year!!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
A: A puddle
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?

A: Quackers!

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