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Parenting comic

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Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What is a cats favorite button on a remote?

A: The paws button.
A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"

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