Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What do elephants have that no other animal does?
A: Baby elephants
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!
Q: How do you make a footballer feel cold?

A: Stand close to the fans
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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