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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
What's your name?
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
My name is..........
Can you spell it?
(spells name out)
No, I didn't say to spell your name I told you to spell "it" ... "I.T. it!"
Q: A bus driver and a doctor both liked the same girl. The bus driver had to go away for a week and gave her 7 apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?
A: a tree frog
A: a tree frog