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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.
Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?

A: A title wave
Q: How many people does it take to fix an ice cream van?
A: 100s and 1000s
Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

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