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Jokes for little kids

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Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?

A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: How does a witch tell time?

A: With a witch watch.
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?

A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.

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