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Jokes for little kids

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Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: Why did the water fountain get taken to court?

A: Because it was drunk in a public place.

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