Funny jokes for little kids

Q.Why is the tomato blushing?
A. It saw the salad dressing

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
A: To show his girlfriend he was not a chicken

Q: How many worms does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Cause they don't have hands!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!

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