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One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What do you with a sick wasp?
A: Bring it to waspital!
A: Bring it to waspital!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?
A: A pain in the neck.
A: A pain in the neck.
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well armed!
A: Well armed!
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots too?
A: Do you smell carrots too?