Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

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