A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, "Dear how was your first day at school?"
And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?"

Q: How does Jack Frost travel?

A: By icicle!

Q: Did you here about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg?

A: Oh, he is all right.

One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A: A sponge.