Q: What are fishes favorite subjects?

A: Fishics and Fishical Education.

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?

A: Hisssssstory

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?

A: A snailer!

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.