Giraffian kid's stuff

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

Q: Were you long in the hospital?

A: No, I was the same size I am now
Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog's bowl!
Q: Why was the cow sad?
A: Cos she couldn't go to the moooovies
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

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