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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Where do the Bees use the bathroom?
The BP station.
Q: why did the elephants paint his toe nails red?

A: so he could hide in the cherry tree
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.
You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking

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