Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?

A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: What is green and sings ?
A: Elvis parsley
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
Q: Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9
(seven ate nine)

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