Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: BARK BARK!

Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef

Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Q: What has 4 eyes but cant see?
A: The Mississippi

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