Funny things kids say

I don't like the look of Josiah's mum's face.

When asked to sit with her legs closed she claimed "my legs weren't made to be closed."

My 3-year old godson was running around my house causing havoc and I told him that he was "full of beans". He stopped and corrected me with, "No, I'm not full of beans. I'm full of bones."

"Mummy mummy, BIG pencil! But I can't draw with it.."
when she saw the silver minaret on Gallipoli Mosque

I commented to my daughter I was getting fat. She put her arms around me, said "No mum, you're only *this* big. You're not fat like Josie's Pop and Josie's Nan and Josie's Mum and Josie's Dad. Even the boys in Josie's family are pregnant!"
I just couldn't stop laughing. She was right, they are all fat ...

Kid 1 - "So we had to submit designs for a tshirt...everyone had to, and my design won!"
Kid 2 - "Yeah, well i won a colouring in competition in grade one!"

Girl 1: ... She's not Asian, she's Filipino!
Girl 2: It's the same thing.
Girl 1: Yeah, but she's not like Asian Asian.
Girl 2: What, just cos it's not on the same continent.
Girl 1: But they all have to have 'ese', you know, like Chinese, Japanese...

One of the girls hit Bailey.
Bailey: (To Jill) She hitted me!
Jill: Well tell her not to.
Bailey: (Points in girl's face) NOT TO!

Little girl: I like sex!! I like sex! I like sex!
The little girl's older sister (who is 6 years old): You don't even know what sex is!
Little girl: Yes I do!
Older sister: No you don't!
Little sister: Yes I do! It's prawn dumplings!
Older sister: No it's not.
Little sister: Sex is prawn dumplings!!
Older sister: No it's not! Sex is when mum and dad go into the bedroom and go like this........

Girl: We used to have chickens, but my mum traded them for lemons.
Boy: She traded them?
Girl: Yeah with the neighbor! *pouty, angry look*

Little girl sitting in a Chinese restaurant with her mum:
"I'm not eating this Mum! It smells like a 'gina!!"

Little girl riding her dad's shoulders: "Daddy, can I have a credit card when I'm four?"

Mum, why are you typing in stars?

Kid 1: "I hate Robotz, one day I'm gonna kill all Robotz."
Brother: "If you hate Robotz, howcome you have Robotz books?"
Kid 1: "So that I can learn about Robotz, so I can know how to kill them."

"Lets play poker"
"How do you do that?"
"You poke people"
"Yeah!"

Four-year-old holding up a toy: Mommy, can I get this?
Mom: It says it's for kids ages eight and up. How old are you?
Four-year-old: Um... eight.

Child: "Look, we've all got the same fork!"
Mum: "No we don't, we've all got different forks"
Child: "No, thats not what I meant, I meant Ryan and me have a knife and fork and mum's just got a fork"
Mum: "Thats not what you said"
Child "Yes it is!"

Child: "We're learning Absolutely Everybody at school and I know the whole song!"
Mum: "That's great! Why don't you sing it for me?"
Child: "I can't, I don't know any of the words."

"Mum! You have big ugly lumps of fat with nipples on them!"
Fine, I'll be sure to never let my child see me without a shirt on again.

Me and Chloe are going to share a house when we are adults. There will be a bunk bed with a single bed at the top and a double bed at the bottom, in case one of us gets a boyfriend.