Funny things kids say

Some people give their children terrible names. Here is a small collection of some of them.

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I'm sure one day this will be up there with Hope and Chastity, but Charisma reminds me of a Dungeons and Dragons ability. You might as well call your kid Dexterity and be done with it.
Rob Morrow had a sense of humour when naming his son "Tu". Tomorrow? Geddit? *groan*. If his surname had been Day, this little boy would have been called Yesta.
Moxie CrimeFighter. Daughter of comedienne Penn Jillette, this little girl will grow up sporting a cape, with her underpants on the outside.
Audio Science. Just in case you had any doubt why plain ol dictionary words aren't always a good idea, actress Shannyn Sossamon proves the point with the name she chose for her son.
Pilot Inspektor. Son of actor Jason Lee, you have to question why he chose this name. Does he want the kid to grow up to be a pilot, or an inspector?
Donkhan. Not sure what the parents were thinking. He was teased a lot at school, as you'd expect. Why not Duncan?
Hawkesbury River. A boy's name - maybe he was concieved there? Or the parents really wanted to go there on a holiday?
Amnesia. The less common variant of "Ambrosia". Which isn't a good name either.
Qaiss. A boy's name, pronounced "case". Way to condemn your kid to a life of either having to spell their name to people, or correct people who are reading their name out.
Paisley. What next? Stripes? Polka dots? This is a fabric pattern, not a name!
Charm. Just like Charisma. And if your child grows up to be a noxious brat, the name won't suit them.
Apple. Everyone knows this one - of Gwyneth Paltrow fame. The only redeeming feature about the name Apple is the parents didn't name any of their other children after fruit, thus avoiding a fruit salad family. And they spelt it correctly ...
Adamanda. When you want a girl called Amanda and your husband wants a boy called Adam and this is the only compromise that works.
Feather. Feathers grow on birds. They are NOT baby names.
Safari is a nice trip through Africa, or a Mac web browser. Or a name for your kid that is asking for some serious teasing.
Laochlainn. Repeat after me ... this name is spelt LACHLAN! LACHLAN! Aaargh!
Freedom. I can just see this child becoming an accountant, chained to a desk in a cubicle.
Sugar. Saves any future boyfriends needing to think of a pet name for her.

Or perhaps she has older siblings Eggs, Flour and Butter?
Le-a. Pronounced le dash uh. Because you can't have a silent dash, of course.
Eclipse. Something that happens in the sky, not something you name your baby. Please.