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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck?
A: a christmas quacker
A: a christmas quacker
Q: What do you call a lineup of dolls?
A: A barbeque!
A: A barbeque!
Q: Why did you name your dog 16 miles?
A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
A: So I can tell everyone I walked 16 miles today.
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
A: With a witch watch.