Q: Why was the fish blushing?
A: He saw the ships bottom

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cow's go who?
No they don't they go mooooooo

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What does not get wet when it rains?

A: The ocean

Q: what is red white and black?
A: a sunburned zebra