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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?
A: Is that you mommy?
Q: Where do Hamsters live?
A: In Hamsterdam
A: In Hamsterdam
Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!
A: To get his quarterback!
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"