Giraffian kid's stuff
Online books for small children.
Simple games to play with your child.
Jokes for little kids
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Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
Q: Why did the balloon burst?
A: Because it saw the lollypop.
Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
A: A Pork Chop
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
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