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Giraffian's quotes
These quotes come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around. If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.
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Turn my buttons on
I was dressing our toddler and she demanded the buttons on her shirt be done up. Except she said "turn my buttons on"!
Preservawhat?
Aisha was reading off the label of some water ices. She said "contains preserverations"
As in, rhymes with reverberations.
Fridges without cutlery?
"I think your fridge is a really good design. Its better than cutlery. But you need the cutlery to cut up the stuff in the fridge, so you can't have a fridge without cutlery"
Unfinished
Child brought home a half-finished sketch last night, copied from a magazine clipping.
A: "mum, do you think there is anything I could have done to improve my jungle picture?"
M: "I thought you'd only half finished it"
A: "yeah, I'm not allowed to keep working on it at home"
M: "so why ask that if you're not even close to finishing?"
I found it quite odd.
White dove
A: "Did you know there was a white dove at my school yesterday?"
M: "No, I wasn't at your school yesterday"
A: "It wasn't a galah."
M: "No, you just said it was a dove"
A: "It definitely wasn't a galah. It didn't look anything like a galah"
M: ...
