The funny things kids say
These quotes are all funny things that children have said, recorded here for posterity. From the mouths of babes comes the silliest things! There are currently 405 quotes in the database, so help us collect more by adding some of the things your own children have said!We welcome submissions of new quotes, add your own here.
Smoking Nanna
None of our friends smoke. The only person my kids had seen smoking was their nan. One day a guy came to visit and he lit a cigarette. My daughter just kept staring at him (she was about 5). I said "what's the matter?". She said "But he's not a nanna". She assumed only nanna's smoked.
The name of God
Mr. A's Son: Aimee, what is the name of God?
Me: It's God, that's his name.
Mr. A's Son: No, what's the name of God?
Me: It's just God.
Mr. A's Son: Then why does Daddy always say, "What in the NAME of God are you doing in there?"
Pig penises
Sam at the fair looking at a sow feeding her piglets: Mommy! That pig has so many penises!
Mom: Tim, you need to have a talk with your son.
Penises again
Sam at 18 months: Mommy, I has a penis.
Mom: Yep! You have a penis.
Sam: Daddy has a penis?
Mom: Yes. Daddy has a penis.
Sam: Mommy? Do YOU has a penis?
Mom: No Sam, I don't have a penis.
Sam (looking devastated): Oh Mommy, I'm so sorry!
Number cruncher
This morning, completely out of nowhere, my nearly-3 asked "What's a number cruncher?"
When I explained that they added up numbers and looked at the information, he asked "Do they drink coffee?"
I just stared. Really, I don't know where the heck he got that.
