My daughter, being the silly young thing that she is, has been making up limericks about the other children. The timing isn't quite right on these but she thinks they're funny, so enjoy!
There was a little girl called Tyneese
Who was chased by the police
She was put into jail
Without any bail
And never a chance of release
For this next one, remember that we live a long way inland:
There was a girl named Taylor
Who fell in love with a sailor
She didn't live near the sea
So it could never be
And it was all a big failure.
There was a girl called Abbey
Whose clothes were always shabby
So she turned into a cat
Well how about that
And now she is a very fine tabby.