Funny jokes for little kids

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: PORK-CHOP!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!

Q: What does jam say when it accidentally tells a secret?

A: Jammit!

Q: what animal is always lost?

A: a where wolf

Q: What has four legs but never runs?

A: A chair

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