Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash

Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!

Q: what do you call a tree with a frog in it?

A: a tree frog

Q: What's a ghost's favorite food?
A: boo berries!